Tin Foil Hat

This Tin Foil Hat works against aliens, government plots, men in black, giant ape cultists, the electric company, the circus clown collective, cyber-narcissists, grumpy psychics and nosy neighbors

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A Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life. One of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a hat every day. This mylar hat fits most adult heads. It comes with a felt lining and an elastic strap to hold it in place. You’ll look stylish under the most harsh psychic assault attempts that “they” can throw at you! When we wore it to the grocery store, we noticed 20% less mind control and lots of jealous stares. Works against aliens, government plots, men in black, giant ape cultists, the electric company, the circus clown collective, cyber-narcissists, grumpy psychics and nosy neighbors.

  • Reflective Hat made of tin foil
  • Made of mylar with felt lining
  • Elastic strap goes under chin
  • Protects against “them” doing “that thing”

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“When I read the reviews for this product, I guffawed. I could not imagine how gullible these people were to buy a tin foil hat to stop the ‘rays’ sent out by the government or the aliens (which anyone with any intelligence knows are one and the same). ”

“”This was a necessary fact of American life in the 1950s and now we’re dealing with the same technology from within. I put the chin band behind my head and I forget it’s even there. It’s in the movie Signs and I wish I would’ve remembered it sooner. It’s time to fight fire with fire. If you have friends who have been suffering from unknown mood swings and unexplainable behavior you need to get this for them and put it on their head if you have to. It’s time for the Occultists and Demon Worshipers to fear us.””

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