Ticket to Hell
WARNING! If you give this to someone they will end up in Hell strapped to a chair and forced to listen to Justin Bieber on repeat for eternity! Use wisely!
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Baby Mop Onesie
After the birth of a child there’s always the temptation to say ‘Yes, it’s cute, but what can it do?’ Until recently the answer was simply ‘lie there and cry’, but now babies can be put on the payroll, so to speak, almost as soon as they’re born.
Funny Bike Tail Light
This will turn heads! Cycling can be even more fun with awesome Bike Tail Light.
We all know at least one person who deserves this Dick Trophy award. If you don’t know anyone, then maybe it’s you! Well done! You win again.
55 Gallons of Lube
This 55 Gallon Drum of Industrial Strength Lubricant will mean that even in the most extreme situations you will never ever run out. Happy times.
Brain Specimen Coasters
This pack of 10 coasters features a slice of a brain and when it is stacked together, it completes a full brain! Think about it!
Hand Jobs Party Game
Hand Jobs sounds dirty…but not for the reasons you might think. The object of the game is to perform the most “jobs with your hands.”, like “choke the chicken”, or “spank the monkey”. You get the gist!
Funny Nose Soap Dispenser
This is snot a joke! Add some fun to shower time with this Fun Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser.
Toilet Time Golf Game
Ever get bored whilst you are dropping the kids off at the pool? While away the time with this great golf game.
Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for those assholes that you meet daily? Now you can!
Funny Fashion Socks
Now you can passively aggressively let people know what you want to say but can’t!
Make It Rain Money
This comes with fake money for practice fire for when you do not have $10,000 just lying around… peasant!
Farting Golf Ball
Relieve the stress of that intense putting moment with this real golf ball that farts when you putt it.
‘Fuck Off’ Morse Code Bracelet
Let your loved one or friend subtly know exactly how you feel about them with this gorgeous sterling silver Morse Code bracelet
Beetlejuice Mask Adam
Get ready to be the talk of any fancy dress party and afterlife with this Beetlejuice Mask for Adam. If you have a partner then grab them a Beetlejuice Mask for Barbara as well. That will really blow everyone’s minds!
Color those dsl’s with these luscious dick lipsticks! From hooker reds to creamy pinks, each lipstick is rich in color and pecker shaped complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head.
Golf Ball Storage Sack
If your awful swing didn’t get you enough attention on the Golf Course then this Golf Sack surely will.
50 Ways to Eat Cock
50 Ways to Eat Cock is for the experienced epicurean who is tempted by exquisite taste of well-prepared cock.
Weener Kleener Soap
A ‘hole’ new way to clean your weener. This Weener Kleener Soap cleans the body but dirties the mind! You’ll be showering twice a day with your new bath time toy.
Wipe Your Ass With Trump
There’s always a time when you want to wipe your ass on him. Here you go.
FUCK The Game
FUCK The Game is the NSFW card game which will help you get smarter while swearing at your friends.
Most of us love Bacon, but how many of us love it so much to wear it? Maybe you?
Cool Coffee Mug
We love the idea of cookies in the cup, but how much coffee do you lose? Anyway, cool idea!
Mr. Sniffles Egg Separator
Mr. Sniffles might be disgusting, but it really works! Crack an egg in the top, tilt him forward, and watch the egg whites drip out of Mr. Sniffle’s nose. The most shocking kitchen tool ever.
Dads Beer Belly
Real dad bod! A big belly pack with bushy hair. That’s what a real man looks like.
DIY Vasectomy Kit
Watch their face as they open this DIY Vasectomy Kit. It will go through a myriad of different visible emotions until they realise it is a prank gift. A free bottle of bourbon, a bag of frozen peas, and a patented red scrotum holder are only a few hilarious things in this prank kit.
Beetlejuice Mask Barbara
Get ready to be the talk of any fancy dress party and afterlife with this Beetlejuice Mask for Barbara. If you have a partner then grab them a Beetlejuice Mask for Adam as well. That will really blow everyone’s minds!
No Unicorns were harmed in the making of this mask. May increase your popularity amongst 5 to 25 year olds.
Drift to sleep in his arms, or “arm” in this case! This is the ultimate cuddle pillow.
Sexy Golf Tees
These sexy Golf Tees will tickle your balls and enhance your drive. Ms. Perky represents the perfect sensuous pin-up girl, right down to the finest titillating details.
10” Truck Nutz
These 10” Nutz will make a unique statement and look great on all your trucks, cars, bikes, trikes, motorcycles, ATV’s and more.