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We all have been at an occasion where being inebriated might have helped you get through. Work… everyday.
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Personalized Moon Lamp
More detailsAdd your photo and the power of the moon is now in the palm of your hand with this Personalized Moon Lamp!
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NSFW Coloring Book
More detailsFeel your excitement grow as you color within the lines (or don’t) of this NSFW Coloring Book and share your work with a “friend”
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No Shell Egg Cooker
More detailsHow cool are these! No more shells to peel with these No Shell Egg Cookers. Just pour your egg in, boil and voila. Out pops a perfect egg ready for those bread soldiers. Yum!
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Robot Lawn Mower
More detailsThis Robot Lawn Mower is another step closer to a robot uprising, but hey, at least you’ll have a tidy lawn which you can admire while they plug you into the matrix.
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Smart Ear Wax Cleaner
More detailsWith this Smart Ear Wax Cleaner you can finally stop using Q-Tips and taking the chance to go deafer. Just stick it in, give it a twist and voila! Clean ears!
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Phone Holder Sticker
More detailsThis Nano Phone Holder Sticker will work on most surfaces and is small and portable so you can easily carry it for the instant use. The magic sticker can be washed and naturally dried to recover stickiness.
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Beetlejuice Mask Adam
More detailsGet ready to be the talk of any fancy dress party and afterlife with this Beetlejuice Mask for Adam. If you have a partner then grab them a Beetlejuice Mask for Barbara as well. That will really blow everyone’s minds!
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Beetlejuice Mask Barbara
More detailsGet ready to be the talk of any fancy dress party and afterlife with this Beetlejuice Mask for Barbara. If you have a partner then grab them a Beetlejuice Mask for Adam as well. That will really blow everyone’s minds!
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Dick Lipsticks
More detailsColor those dsl’s with these luscious dick lipsticks! From hooker reds to creamy pinks, each lipstick is rich in color and pecker shaped complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head.
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Hydro Fingers
More detailsSwim up to 25% faster this awesome Hydro Fingers. Add some flippers and you’ll be faster than Aquaman. Perfect also for the budding Mermaid in the family.
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Eat a Bag of Dicks!
More detailsAre you looking to blowing off steam by customizing unique coloring pages with some f***ing glitter pens?! Need a good laugh?! Then Eat A Bag of D*cks is just what you need.
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Magic 8 Ball
More detailsThis Magic 8 Ball will change your life! Are you fed up having to make decisions? Then let fate and a shake of this decide for you. “The Magic 8 Ball made me do it!” is not a valid defense though.
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Best Jar Opener Ever
More detailsNo more sweating trying to open stuck jar lids. This Kichwit Jar Opener will mean that you will never lose face in front of your partner or kids.
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Elastic Mesh Net Bag
More detailsThis Elastic Mesh Net Bag is the perfect tool to stop kids and pets from getting into the front and distracting you when you’re driving.
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Phone Screen Magnifier
More detailsWho needs a tv when you can just get one of these Phone Screen Amplifiers? Magnify your smartphone screen up to 4 times and save yourself $1,000’s!
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Kitten Panties
More detailsHow hot are these Kitten Panties! Buy these for your partner and she will think they are purrfect… or hilarious. Either way she’ll love them.
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Shiitake Mushroom Log
More detailsThis Shiitake Mushroom Log is an awesome product. Mushrooms will grow quickly and are very tasty. A great gift for kids and all Mushroom lovers.
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Star Wars Moulds
More detailsGet your force on with these awesome Star Wars Moulds. Not just for ice! You can make candy, chocolate, crayons and soaps with this set. Perfect for any Star Wars geek.
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Painless Hair Remover
More detailsThis painless hair remover does exactly what it says. It removes hair instantly and pain free. Now if they could just invent something similar for love handles and beer bellies.
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Inflatable Speed Boat
More detailsThis Inflatable Speed Boat is an amazing cool gift. You are picturing yourself in it aren’t you! Out on the lake with friends and drinks. Pretty cool huh.
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Phone Zoom Lens
More detailsSee even more of the world with this Magic Photo Zoom Lens. Just clip it onto your phone and it includes 20X telephoto zoom lens, 0.62X super wide angle lens, 198°fisheye lens, 20X macro lens, 2X zoom lens. Just imagine the possibilities.
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Air Neck Therapy
More detailsSore neck or bad posture getting you down? This is where this Air Neck Therapy device comes in. It may look weird but you won’t care when the headaches leave.
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Smallest Mobile Printer
More detailsThe World’s Smallest Mobile Printer is palm-size and lightweight, enables color printing anywhere & anytime and on any surface by 3 steps.
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Instant Glass Repair
More detailsThe future is here with this Instant Glass Repair fluid. Very easy to use and will save you lots of money on replacing new windshields. Also great for other glass products.
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Wipe Your Ass With Trump
More detailsThere’s always a time when you want to wipe your ass on him. Here you go.
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Shot Glass Checkers
More detailsTry to keep your skills as your concentration starts to deteriorate as you keep taking alcoholic shots throughout this Shot Glass Checkers game.
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Electric Hot Potato
More detailsTake Hot Potato to the next level with this Shocktato Hot Potato game. You don’t need to be a farmer to appreciate the fun of this unique Potato.
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Month of Sex Game
More detailsA month of sex! Every. Day! If you have the stamina, then this Month of Sex Calendar Game will be perfect. You might need a month off after this though.
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World’s Smallest Phone
More detailsIn a time when phones keeps getting bigger it is refreshing to see the World’s Smallest Phone. Finally, a phone that can finally fit in your purse.
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Non Lethal Gun
More detailsThis Non Lethal Gun is intimidating enough to scare the bejesus out of anyone. The round in their ass will make sure they remember not to mess with you.