Portable Laundry System
Save time and money with the Scrubba Wash Bag: Never pay for a laundry service and again, save your money and use Scrubba wash bag instead. A simple, sanitary solution to clean clothes on the go!
Scrubba Wash Bag: World’s smallest washing machine and the ultimate travel accessories
Our ultra-portable washing machine makes your journey easier. This convenient, pocket-sized travel companion allows you to travel lighter and helps you save money, time and water.
Weighing less than 142g (~5oz.) the Scrubba Wash Bag is a modern take on the old fashioned washboard. It is twice as effective as hand washing* and a lot more hygienic that a dirty hotel sink.
Over 100,000 travellers, campers, backpackers, hikers and holiday makers have experienced firsthand the quality wash our internal flexible washboard delivers.
Inflatable Speed Boat
This Inflatable Speed Boat is an amazing cool gift. You are picturing yourself in it aren’t you! Out on the lake with friends and drinks. Pretty cool huh.
Wipe Your Ass With Trump
There’s always a time when you want to wipe your ass on him. Here you go.
Cure Hangover Gummies
A miracle has been achieved with these Cure Hangover Gummies. Get ready to become everyone’s best friend.
This Beeswax Candle features 100% all-natural beeswax. This provides a brilliant light without the toxicity that petroleum based paraffin candles emit. Go green!
F**K Business Cards
These F**K Business Cards are perfect for any occasion and are a perfect gift for anyone who loves the f-bomb as much as we do.
Smallest Mobile Printer
The World’s Smallest Mobile Printer is palm-size and lightweight, enables color printing anywhere & anytime and on any surface by 3 steps.
Sexy Golf Tees
These sexy Golf Tees will tickle your balls and enhance your drive. Ms. Perky represents the perfect sensuous pin-up girl, right down to the finest titillating details.
DIY Vasectomy Kit
Watch their face as they open this DIY Vasectomy Kit. It will go through a myriad of different visible emotions until they realise it is a prank gift. A free bottle of bourbon, a bag of frozen peas, and a patented red scrotum holder are only a few hilarious things in this prank kit.
World’s Smallest Phone
In a time when phones keeps getting bigger it is refreshing to see the World’s Smallest Phone. Finally, a phone that can finally fit in your purse.
Painless Hair Remover
This painless hair remover does exactly what it says. It removes hair instantly and pain free. Now if they could just invent something similar for love handles and beer bellies.
Month of Sex Game
A month of sex! Every. Day! If you have the stamina, then this Month of Sex Calendar Game will be perfect. You might need a month off after this though.
How hot are these Kitten Panties! Buy these for your partner and she will think they are purrfect… or hilarious. Either way she’ll love them.
No Shell Egg Cooker
How cool are these! No more shells to peel with these No Shell Egg Cookers. Just pour your egg in, boil and voila. Out pops a perfect egg ready for those bread soldiers. Yum!
Electric Acupuncture Pen
No needles are involved as this Electric Acupuncture Pen releases an electric pulse which stimulates the meridian and acupuncture points in your body for healing and pain relief.
Hangover Cures Poster
This Hangover Cures Poster is perfect for your mate that struggles with the dreaded hangover. This hangover cures poster will also look good in your bar!
Eat a Bag of Dicks!
Are you looking to blowing off steam by customizing unique coloring pages with some f***ing glitter pens?! Need a good laugh?! Then Eat A Bag of D*cks is just what you need.
Non Lethal Gun
This Non Lethal Gun is intimidating enough to scare the bejesus out of anyone. The round in their ass will make sure they remember not to mess with you.
Robot Lawn Mower
This Robot Lawn Mower is another step closer to a robot uprising, but hey, at least you’ll have a tidy lawn which you can admire while they plug you into the matrix.
Star Wars Moulds
Get your force on with these awesome Star Wars Moulds. Not just for ice! You can make candy, chocolate, crayons and soaps with this set. Perfect for any Star Wars geek.
Be prepared to have your mind blown with this amazing FlyNova Flying Spinner. You’ll buy it for the kids but end up playing with it yourself.
Personalized Moon Lamp
Add your photo and the power of the moon is now in the palm of your hand with this Personalized Moon Lamp!
Elastic Mesh Net Bag
This Elastic Mesh Net Bag is the perfect tool to stop kids and pets from getting into the front and distracting you when you’re driving.
Phone Zoom Lens
See even more of the world with this Magic Photo Zoom Lens. Just clip it onto your phone and it includes 20X telephoto zoom lens, 0.62X super wide angle lens, 198°fisheye lens, 20X macro lens, 2X zoom lens. Just imagine the possibilities.
Phone Screen Magnifier
Who needs a tv when you can just get one of these Phone Screen Amplifiers? Magnify your smartphone screen up to 4 times and save yourself $1,000’s!
Rock Star Ball Chew Toy
Bling up your favorite pet with this Rock Star Ball Chew Toy. Now your pooch will be the envy of the local park crowd!
Phone Holder Sticker
This Nano Phone Holder Sticker will work on most surfaces and is small and portable so you can easily carry it for the instant use. The magic sticker can be washed and naturally dried to recover stickiness.
Color those dsl’s with these luscious dick lipsticks! From hooker reds to creamy pinks, each lipstick is rich in color and pecker shaped complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head.
Magic 8 Ball
This Magic 8 Ball will change your life! Are you fed up having to make decisions? Then let fate and a shake of this decide for you. “The Magic 8 Ball made me do it!” is not a valid defense though.
Place these cute Kissing Mugs together ‘face to face’ and they’ll flawlessly fit each other’s contours to form the perfect kiss. What a sweet way to show your love for that special someone!
Peek a Boo Cushion
Just imagine the joy on your loved ones face when you present them with this Peek a Boo Cushion. Now they can have you close to them 24/7.