Pocket Samurai Knife
Embrace your inner warrior with this Pocket Samurai Knife. Made from titanium with a 440C stainless steel razor sharp Tanto blade.
Pocket Samurai Knife
Keep the strength of the Samurai in your pocket with this unbelievably strong knife.
Made from titanium with a 440C stainless steel razor sharp Tanto blade.
Includes a keyring loop and stainless steel pocket clip so you can carry it the way you like!
Weight – Less than a single ounce!
Blade – 50mm x 9.5mm x 2.84mm
Closed Knife – 67.5mm x 11.7mm x 7.6mm (depth)
Open Knife – 120.11mm
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