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NSFW Prank Card

This NSFW Prank Card is hilarious! Once opened, this card will begin to emit the soft sounds of love-making which get’s louder and louder… and then it only get’s worse!

$14.95

NSFW Prank Card

This looks like an ordinary greeting card, right? Innocent and sweet right? WRONG!

This card is no ordinary greeting card.

Once opened, the card will begin to emit the soft sounds of love-making. They’ll start low and then get louder and louder. The card will just moan and moan, louder and louder (for up to 3 hours!) unless you literally destroy the card! And then the fun is all over. Right?

WRONG AGAIN! Because when your hapless victim frantically attempts to rip this NSFW prank card to pieces in a flurry of red-faced embarrassment, they’ll be SHOWERED IN A CLOUD OF ANNOYING HARD-TO-GET-RID-OF GLITTER. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Aaaaaand then they’ll probably murder you. But I think we can all agree, it’ll be totally worth it.

NSFW GREETING CARD FEATURES

Loops very loud love-making noises – non-stop! NSFW (meaning not suitable for work)
Safe mode allows you to test and sign before activating
Card is filled with glitter, so destroying it is part of the fun! (for you)
SPECIFICATIONS

Minimum one-hour battery life
Please ship carefully in a padded box or similar

For maximum effect, please ensure the recipient only opens this card either:

in front of conservative family members;
around someone they have a crush on;
at a funeral;
at a work function (making sure the boss is present); or
on a long haul flight.

CLICK HERE FOR MORE ON THIS HILARIOUS NSFW PRANK CARD

!IMPORTANT
CARD BY DEFAULT COMES ‘DE-ACTIVATED’. THIS MEANS IT COMES WRAPPED IN PLASTIC & WITH THE TAG IN – MEANING IT CAN BE STOPPED. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEND THIS DIRECT TO THE RECIPIENT, REQUEST IT TO BE ACTIVATED.

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