Novelty Cork Screw
The McLovin Novelty Cork Screw is ready and waiting to perform! Just screw in and then pull! Hilarious muscle man design corkscrew. A perfect gift for her!
McLovin’ Novelty Cork Screw
This Novelty Cork Screw is the perfect gift for the wine lover in your life that has a great sense of humor. McLovin’ the Muscle Man is always on hand to screw the corks!
This is the 70s chap that never tires of screwing – wine corks that is.
- This wine lethario sports a 70s perm, facial hair and, well, little else.
- He is always ready when the wine comes out.
- Great comedy gag gift for any whino!
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