Magic Repair Tape
This Waterproof Repair Tape is perfect for fixing holes, pipes etc, but no good for fixing your personality. You’ll need something stronger than magic repair tape for that job i’m afraid!
Magic Repair Tape
- Ideal for temporarily stopping leaks in water pipes, hoses, rips in above ground pools and general purpose indoor or outdoor fixes that require a waterproof seal
- Formulated with hyper aggressive wet-stick adhesive to stick underwater and to rough, dirty surfaces
- All-weather, UV resistant to withstand temperatures from -70F to 200F
- Waterproof backing enhanced with R-Flex Technology for greater durability and flexibility
- Firmly press tape onto surface upon application for a ferocious hold
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