Funny Nose Soap Dispenser
This is snot a joke! Add some fun to shower time with this Fun Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser.
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny (not to mention practical) addition to any bathroom or shower stall. Features: A funny nose shaped shower gel dispenser. Refilling can be easily done by unscrewing the cap at the back Just squeeze the nose, and gel will ooze out from the right nostril It is easy to attach on tiles with three suction cups at the back.
Brand New in Original Packaging
Great for any gift
No Gel Included
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