Funny Nose Soap Dispenser
This is snot a joke! Add some fun to shower time with this Fun Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser.
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny (not to mention practical) addition to any bathroom or shower stall. Features: A funny nose shaped shower gel dispenser. Refilling can be easily done by unscrewing the cap at the back Just squeeze the nose, and gel will ooze out from the right nostril It is easy to attach on tiles with three suction cups at the back.
Brand New in Original Packaging
Great for any gift
No Gel Included
Helpiscoming donates the profit, so you cannot go wrong
Farting Golf Ball
Relieve the stress of that intense putting moment with this real golf ball that farts when you putt it.
4D Gummi Bear Skeleton
In case you were ever curious, here is a fully detailed skeleton of a Gummi Bear. Enjoy!
We all know at least one person who deserves this Dick Trophy award. If you don’t know anyone, then maybe it’s you! Well done! You win again.
The Mug With A Hoop
Get ready to slam dunk cereal into milk or mini marshmallows into Hot Chocolate. Eating or drinking will never be the same again.
Worlds Largest Gummi Worm
This 2ft Gummi Worm is NOT sold at your local adult shop and is intended just for oral use. Perfect for the sweet tooth.
Orgasms in a Can
The Orgasms In A Can contains 6 mind-blowing orgasm sounds, and the can vibrates and moans at the same time when the lid is lifted.
Color those dsl’s with these luscious dick lipsticks! From hooker reds to creamy pinks, each lipstick is rich in color and pecker shaped complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head.
Drive loved ones crazy with this present that sings an annoying chipmunk version of “Happy Birthday” for up to 2 hours non-stop!
DIY Vasectomy Kit
Watch their face as they open this DIY Vasectomy Kit. It will go through a myriad of different visible emotions until they realise it is a prank gift. A free bottle of bourbon, a bag of frozen peas, and a patented red scrotum holder are only a few hilarious things in this prank kit.
50 Ways to Eat Cock
50 Ways to Eat Cock is for the experienced epicurean who is tempted by exquisite taste of well-prepared cock.
55 Gallons of Lube
This 55 Gallon Drum of Industrial Strength Lubricant will mean that even in the most extreme situations you will never ever run out. Happy times.
Shot Glass Roulette
Bored at parties? Then here’s another great way to get totally drunk whilst having fun!
Dads Beer Belly
Real dad bod! A big belly pack with bushy hair. That’s what a real man looks like.
Weener Kleener Soap
A ‘hole’ new way to clean your weener. This Weener Kleener Soap cleans the body but dirties the mind! You’ll be showering twice a day with your new bath time toy.
Sexy Golf Tees
These sexy Golf Tees will tickle your balls and enhance your drive. Ms. Perky represents the perfect sensuous pin-up girl, right down to the finest titillating details.
No Unicorns were harmed in the making of this mask. May increase your popularity amongst 5 to 25 year olds.
Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for those assholes that you meet daily? Now you can!
‘Fuck Off’ Morse Code Bracelet
Let your loved one or friend subtly know exactly how you feel about them with this gorgeous sterling silver Morse Code bracelet
Toilet Time Golf Game
Ever get bored whilst you are dropping the kids off at the pool? While away the time with this great golf game.
10” Truck Nutz
These 10” Nutz will make a unique statement and look great on all your trucks, cars, bikes, trikes, motorcycles, ATV’s and more.
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men’s briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing!
Electric Hot Potato
Take Hot Potato to the next level with this Shocktato Hot Potato game. You don’t need to be a farmer to appreciate the fun of this unique Potato.
Brain Specimen Coasters
This pack of 10 coasters features a slice of a brain and when it is stacked together, it completes a full brain! Think about it!
Most of us love Bacon, but how many of us love it so much to wear it? Maybe you?
How hot are these Kitten Panties! Buy these for your partner and she will think they are purrfect… or hilarious. Either way she’ll love them.
FUCK The Game
FUCK The Game is the NSFW card game which will help you get smarter while swearing at your friends.
Baby Mop Onesie
After the birth of a child there’s always the temptation to say ‘Yes, it’s cute, but what can it do?’ Until recently the answer was simply ‘lie there and cry’, but now babies can be put on the payroll, so to speak, almost as soon as they’re born.
Hand Jobs Party Game
Hand Jobs sounds dirty…but not for the reasons you might think. The object of the game is to perform the most “jobs with your hands.”, like “choke the chicken”, or “spank the monkey”. You get the gist!
The Official Bullshit Button
The button will call it like you see it. This giant red button makes a hilarious statement or two and is perfect for calling out BS without having to say a word yourself.
Make It Rain Money
This comes with fake money for practice fire for when you do not have $10,000 just lying around… peasant!