Funny Bike Tail Light
This will turn heads! Cycling can be even more fun with awesome Bike Tail Light.
BE A HEAD TURNER – Cycling is not only cycling, it should have more fun after you choose Amazer Bike Tail Light. You will definitely a head turner. Boring life need a sense of humor.
3MODES FOR FLASHING – Constant light, slow blinking or fast blinking. Push the power button to change mode and turn on or off.
MORE VISIBLE AT NIGHT – Ultra-bright LED light keep you stand out in the night.
WATER RESISTANT – Silicone rubber casing makes Amazer’s Bike Tail Light very resistant to weather.
EASY TO INSTALLTION – It is easy to attach to the seat bars under the bicycle seat with a simple lark’s head knot. The batteries(Includes 2xCR2032 batteries) are replaceable.
The Official Bullshit Button
The button will call it like you see it. This giant red button makes a hilarious statement or two and is perfect for calling out BS without having to say a word yourself.
F**K Business Cards
These F**K Business Cards are perfect for any occasion and are a perfect gift for anyone who loves the f-bomb as much as we do.
Color those dsl’s with these luscious dick lipsticks! From hooker reds to creamy pinks, each lipstick is rich in color and pecker shaped complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head.
Sexy Golf Tees
These sexy Golf Tees will tickle your balls and enhance your drive. Ms. Perky represents the perfect sensuous pin-up girl, right down to the finest titillating details.
Eat a Bag of Dicks!
Are you looking to blowing off steam by customizing unique coloring pages with some f***ing glitter pens?! Need a good laugh?! Then Eat A Bag of D*cks is just what you need.
Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for those assholes that you meet daily? Now you can!
We all know at least one person who deserves this Dick Trophy award. If you don’t know anyone, then maybe it’s you! Well done! You win again.
Most of us love Bacon, but how many of us love it so much to wear it? Maybe you?
10” Truck Nutz
These 10” Nutz will make a unique statement and look great on all your trucks, cars, bikes, trikes, motorcycles, ATV’s and more.
Electric Hot Potato
Take Hot Potato to the next level with this Shocktato Hot Potato game. You don’t need to be a farmer to appreciate the fun of this unique Potato.
How hot are these Kitten Panties! Buy these for your partner and she will think they are purrfect… or hilarious. Either way she’ll love them.
Peek a Boo Cushion
Just imagine the joy on your loved ones face when you present them with this Peek a Boo Cushion. Now they can have you close to them 24/7.
Mr. Sniffles Egg Separator
Mr. Sniffles might be disgusting, but it really works! Crack an egg in the top, tilt him forward, and watch the egg whites drip out of Mr. Sniffle’s nose. The most shocking kitchen tool ever.
Ultimate Wine Glass
This Ultimate Wine Glass holds an entire bottle of wine. Perfect for one person after a stressful day, or even a good day. In fact, it’s perfect for any day. Enjoy!
Shot Glass Roulette
Bored at parties? Then here’s another great way to get totally drunk whilst having fun!
‘Fuck Off’ Morse Code Bracelet
Let your loved one or friend subtly know exactly how you feel about them with this gorgeous sterling silver Morse Code bracelet
No Unicorns were harmed in the making of this mask. May increase your popularity amongst 5 to 25 year olds.
Funny Nose Soap Dispenser
This is snot a joke! Add some fun to shower time with this Fun Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser.
Worlds Largest Gummi Worm
This 2ft Gummi Worm is NOT sold at your local adult shop and is intended just for oral use. Perfect for the sweet tooth.
Farting Golf Ball
Relieve the stress of that intense putting moment with this real golf ball that farts when you putt it.
Drive loved ones crazy with this present that sings an annoying chipmunk version of “Happy Birthday” for up to 2 hours non-stop!
55 Gallons of Lube
This 55 Gallon Drum of Industrial Strength Lubricant will mean that even in the most extreme situations you will never ever run out. Happy times.
The Mug With A Hoop
Get ready to slam dunk cereal into milk or mini marshmallows into Hot Chocolate. Eating or drinking will never be the same again.
Wipe Your Ass With Trump
There’s always a time when you want to wipe your ass on him. Here you go.
FUCK The Game
FUCK The Game is the NSFW card game which will help you get smarter while swearing at your friends.
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men’s briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing!
Orgasms in a Can
The Orgasms In A Can contains 6 mind-blowing orgasm sounds, and the can vibrates and moans at the same time when the lid is lifted.
Bacon Flavored Mints
Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird but once you taste it, you’ll see that mint and bacon is a match made in heaven.
Hand Jobs Party Game
Hand Jobs sounds dirty…but not for the reasons you might think. The object of the game is to perform the most “jobs with your hands.”, like “choke the chicken”, or “spank the monkey”. You get the gist!
50 Ways to Eat Cock
50 Ways to Eat Cock is for the experienced epicurean who is tempted by exquisite taste of well-prepared cock.