F**K Business Cards
These F**K Business Cards are perfect for any occasion and are a perfect gift for anyone who loves the f-bomb as much as we do.
F**K Business Cards
- Funny, sarcastic, offensive, adult humor business cards
- Makes a great gag gift or Christmas Stocking Stuffer
- Pack of 25 business cards (3.5″ x 2″)
- Printed in black ink on Cream card stock
- Made in the USA
We all know at least one person who deserves this Dick Trophy award. If you don’t know anyone, then maybe it’s you! Well done! You win again.
Be prepared to have your mind blown with this amazing FlyNova Flying Spinner. You’ll buy it for the kids but end up playing with it yourself.
Lifelike Love Doll
If you are single then it can get lonely sometimes and these Lifelike Love Dolls have come a long way over the years in fulfilling needs. They are also amazing listeners.
This Beeswax Candle features 100% all-natural beeswax. This provides a brilliant light without the toxicity that petroleum based paraffin candles emit. Go green!
Phone Zoom Lens
See even more of the world with this Magic Photo Zoom Lens. Just clip it onto your phone and it includes 20X telephoto zoom lens, 0.62X super wide angle lens, 198°fisheye lens, 20X macro lens, 2X zoom lens. Just imagine the possibilities.
Instant Glass Repair
The future is here with this Instant Glass Repair fluid. Very easy to use and will save you lots of money on replacing new windshields. Also great for other glass products.
Smallest Mobile Printer
The World’s Smallest Mobile Printer is palm-size and lightweight, enables color printing anywhere & anytime and on any surface by 3 steps.
NSFW Coloring Book
Feel your excitement grow as you color within the lines (or don’t) of this NSFW Coloring Book and share your work with a “friend”
Star Wars Moulds
Get your force on with these awesome Star Wars Moulds. Not just for ice! You can make candy, chocolate, crayons and soaps with this set. Perfect for any Star Wars geek.
Month of Sex Game
A month of sex! Every. Day! If you have the stamina, then this Month of Sex Calendar Game will be perfect. You might need a month off after this though.
Drain Clean Powder
This Drain Clean Powder is so powerful that we could watch this gif all day. Try it yourself and record what happens and amaze your friends.
Eat a Bag of Dicks!
Are you looking to blowing off steam by customizing unique coloring pages with some f***ing glitter pens?! Need a good laugh?! Then Eat A Bag of D*cks is just what you need.
Phone Screen Magnifier
Who needs a tv when you can just get one of these Phone Screen Amplifiers? Magnify your smartphone screen up to 4 times and save yourself $1,000’s!
Place these cute Kissing Mugs together ‘face to face’ and they’ll flawlessly fit each other’s contours to form the perfect kiss. What a sweet way to show your love for that special someone!
WHAT AN OUT OF THIS WORLD GIFT! Each set arrives in a beautiful gift box that includes an informative free guide to each of the gorgeous cosmic images on the blades!
Painless Hair Remover
This painless hair remover does exactly what it says. It removes hair instantly and pain free. Now if they could just invent something similar for love handles and beer bellies.
Swim up to 25% faster this awesome Hydro Fingers. Add some flippers and you’ll be faster than Aquaman. Perfect also for the budding Mermaid in the family.
Cure Hangover Gummies
A miracle has been achieved with these Cure Hangover Gummies. Get ready to become everyone’s best friend.
Magic 8 Ball
This Magic 8 Ball will change your life! Are you fed up having to make decisions? Then let fate and a shake of this decide for you. “The Magic 8 Ball made me do it!” is not a valid defense though.
Wipe Your Ass With Trump
There’s always a time when you want to wipe your ass on him. Here you go.
Elastic Mesh Net Bag
This Elastic Mesh Net Bag is the perfect tool to stop kids and pets from getting into the front and distracting you when you’re driving.
Shiitake Mushroom Log
This Shiitake Mushroom Log is an awesome product. Mushrooms will grow quickly and are very tasty. A great gift for kids and all Mushroom lovers.
100 Things That Everyone Should Know How To Do. This book is a must and will solve those embarrassing chats about stuff you should already know.
Sexy Golf Tees
These sexy Golf Tees will tickle your balls and enhance your drive. Ms. Perky represents the perfect sensuous pin-up girl, right down to the finest titillating details.