Farting Golf Ball
Relieve the stress of that intense putting moment with this real golf ball that farts when you putt it.
NOW GIVE THIS ONE TO THE OLD FART- LOOKS AND FEELS LIKE A REAL GOLF BALL- WOBBLES AND MAKES FARTS SOUNDS WHEN YOU PUTT IT- GET TO TAKE ONE THE GOLF COURSE WITH YOU- BATTERIES INCLUDED- ITS READY TO GO- FUN TO GET YOUR BUDDIES ON THE COURSE- YOU’LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN WITH THIS GOLF BALL-
looks like a real golf ball
farts when you putt it
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