Cards Against Humanity
Have you ever looked down at your underpants and said, “oh no”? Cards Against Humanity Period Pack’s got you covered with our most absorbent pack yet.
Cards Against Humanity Period Pack
- Contains 30 cards written while we were all on our periods.
- Best played every 25 to 35 days.
- Lightly scented to help prevent odors.
- Comes with a few surprises for your special time.
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F**K Business Cards
These F**K Business Cards are perfect for any occasion and are a perfect gift for anyone who loves the f-bomb as much as we do.
Jack Key Rack
Hang Your Keys Like a Rockstar with the Marshall Amplification Jack Key Rack! The coolest key rack for all guitar fans… even air guitar aficionados.
Smart Ear Wax Cleaner
With this Smart Ear Wax Cleaner you can finally stop using Q-Tips and taking the chance to go deafer. Just stick it in, give it a twist and voila! Clean ears!
Smallest Mobile Printer
The World’s Smallest Mobile Printer is palm-size and lightweight, enables color printing anywhere & anytime and on any surface by 3 steps.
Magic 8 Ball
This Magic 8 Ball will change your life! Are you fed up having to make decisions? Then let fate and a shake of this decide for you. “The Magic 8 Ball made me do it!” is not a valid defense though.
Beetlejuice Mask Barbara
Get ready to be the talk of any fancy dress party and afterlife with this Beetlejuice Mask for Barbara. If you have a partner then grab them a Beetlejuice Mask for Adam as well. That will really blow everyone’s minds!
Phone Holder Sticker
This Nano Phone Holder Sticker will work on most surfaces and is small and portable so you can easily carry it for the instant use. The magic sticker can be washed and naturally dried to recover stickiness.
Shot Glass Checkers
Try to keep your skills as your concentration starts to deteriorate as you keep taking alcoholic shots throughout this Shot Glass Checkers game.
Rock Star Ball Chew Toy
Bling up your favorite pet with this Rock Star Ball Chew Toy. Now your pooch will be the envy of the local park crowd!
Instant Glass Repair
The future is here with this Instant Glass Repair fluid. Very easy to use and will save you lots of money on replacing new windshields. Also great for other glass products.
Wipe Your Ass With Trump
There’s always a time when you want to wipe your ass on him. Here you go.
Color those dsl’s with these luscious dick lipsticks! From hooker reds to creamy pinks, each lipstick is rich in color and pecker shaped complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head.
Sexy Golf Tees
These sexy Golf Tees will tickle your balls and enhance your drive. Ms. Perky represents the perfect sensuous pin-up girl, right down to the finest titillating details.
Monopoly Cheaters Edition
Now finally you can play Monopoly the right way with this Monopoly Cheaters Edition where you are penalized if you don’t cheat! Lie, steal and cheat your way to winning!
Elastic Mesh Net Bag
This Elastic Mesh Net Bag is the perfect tool to stop kids and pets from getting into the front and distracting you when you’re driving.
Best Jar Opener Ever
No more sweating trying to open stuck jar lids. This Kichwit Jar Opener will mean that you will never lose face in front of your partner or kids.
No Shell Egg Cooker
How cool are these! No more shells to peel with these No Shell Egg Cookers. Just pour your egg in, boil and voila. Out pops a perfect egg ready for those bread soldiers. Yum!
Peek a Boo Cushion
Just imagine the joy on your loved ones face when you present them with this Peek a Boo Cushion. Now they can have you close to them 24/7.
Painless Hair Remover
This painless hair remover does exactly what it says. It removes hair instantly and pain free. Now if they could just invent something similar for love handles and beer bellies.
Be prepared to have your mind blown with this amazing FlyNova Flying Spinner. You’ll buy it for the kids but end up playing with it yourself.
Shiitake Mushroom Log
This Shiitake Mushroom Log is an awesome product. Mushrooms will grow quickly and are very tasty. A great gift for kids and all Mushroom lovers.
Robot Lawn Mower
This Robot Lawn Mower is another step closer to a robot uprising, but hey, at least you’ll have a tidy lawn which you can admire while they plug you into the matrix.
Inflatable Speed Boat
This Inflatable Speed Boat is an amazing cool gift. You are picturing yourself in it aren’t you! Out on the lake with friends and drinks. Pretty cool huh.
NSFW Coloring Book
Feel your excitement grow as you color within the lines (or don’t) of this NSFW Coloring Book and share your work with a “friend”