Beetlejuice Mask Barbara
Get ready to be the talk of any fancy dress party and afterlife with this Beetlejuice Mask for Barbara. If you have a partner then grab them a Beetlejuice Mask for Adam as well. That will really blow everyone’s minds!
- 100% Synthetic
- Pull On closure
- Hand Wash
- 0.7″ high
- 14″ wide
- Freaky latex monster mask with eyes and tongue inside mouth
- Pair with Beetlejuice Adam Mask for a great costume look
Rock Star Ball Chew Toy
Bling up your favorite pet with this Rock Star Ball Chew Toy. Now your pooch will be the envy of the local park crowd!
We all know at least one person who deserves this Dick Trophy award. If you don’t know anyone, then maybe it’s you! Well done! You win again.
Electric Acupuncture Pen
No needles are involved as this Electric Acupuncture Pen releases an electric pulse which stimulates the meridian and acupuncture points in your body for healing and pain relief.
Instant Glass Repair
The future is here with this Instant Glass Repair fluid. Very easy to use and will save you lots of money on replacing new windshields. Also great for other glass products.
Color those dsl’s with these luscious dick lipsticks! From hooker reds to creamy pinks, each lipstick is rich in color and pecker shaped complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head.
Cure Hangover Gummies
A miracle has been achieved with these Cure Hangover Gummies. Get ready to become everyone’s best friend.
Smart Ear Wax Cleaner
With this Smart Ear Wax Cleaner you can finally stop using Q-Tips and taking the chance to go deafer. Just stick it in, give it a twist and voila! Clean ears!
Be prepared to have your mind blown with this amazing FlyNova Flying Spinner. You’ll buy it for the kids but end up playing with it yourself.
Wipe Your Ass With Trump
There’s always a time when you want to wipe your ass on him. Here you go.
Phone Zoom Lens
See even more of the world with this Magic Photo Zoom Lens. Just clip it onto your phone and it includes 20X telephoto zoom lens, 0.62X super wide angle lens, 198°fisheye lens, 20X macro lens, 2X zoom lens. Just imagine the possibilities.
Phone Screen Magnifier
Who needs a tv when you can just get one of these Phone Screen Amplifiers? Magnify your smartphone screen up to 4 times and save yourself $1,000’s!
F**K Business Cards
These F**K Business Cards are perfect for any occasion and are a perfect gift for anyone who loves the f-bomb as much as we do.
Shot Glass Checkers
Try to keep your skills as your concentration starts to deteriorate as you keep taking alcoholic shots throughout this Shot Glass Checkers game.
Sexy Golf Tees
These sexy Golf Tees will tickle your balls and enhance your drive. Ms. Perky represents the perfect sensuous pin-up girl, right down to the finest titillating details.
Magic 8 Ball
This Magic 8 Ball will change your life! Are you fed up having to make decisions? Then let fate and a shake of this decide for you. “The Magic 8 Ball made me do it!” is not a valid defense though.
Shiitake Mushroom Log
This Shiitake Mushroom Log is an awesome product. Mushrooms will grow quickly and are very tasty. A great gift for kids and all Mushroom lovers.
Swim up to 25% faster this awesome Hydro Fingers. Add some flippers and you’ll be faster than Aquaman. Perfect also for the budding Mermaid in the family.
Elastic Mesh Net Bag
This Elastic Mesh Net Bag is the perfect tool to stop kids and pets from getting into the front and distracting you when you’re driving.
Phone Holder Sticker
This Nano Phone Holder Sticker will work on most surfaces and is small and portable so you can easily carry it for the instant use. The magic sticker can be washed and naturally dried to recover stickiness.
Smallest Mobile Printer
The World’s Smallest Mobile Printer is palm-size and lightweight, enables color printing anywhere & anytime and on any surface by 3 steps.
Hangover Cures Poster
This Hangover Cures Poster is perfect for your mate that struggles with the dreaded hangover. This hangover cures poster will also look good in your bar!
Air Neck Therapy
Sore neck or bad posture getting you down? This is where this Air Neck Therapy device comes in. It may look weird but you won’t care when the headaches leave.
Electric Hot Potato
Take Hot Potato to the next level with this Shocktato Hot Potato game. You don’t need to be a farmer to appreciate the fun of this unique Potato.
Best Jar Opener Ever
No more sweating trying to open stuck jar lids. This Kichwit Jar Opener will mean that you will never lose face in front of your partner or kids.