55 Gallons of Lube
This 55 Gallon Drum of Industrial Strength Lubricant will mean that even in the most extreme situations you will never ever run out. Happy times.
Industrial Lubricant – Tire Dress By Chemco – Industrial Strength Lubricant – 55 Gallon Drum – Tire Dress is specially formulated protectant and sealer for rubber surfaces, including blackwall and whitewall tires. Rubber surfaces will shine after one application, while its unique blend of polymers protects tires from the adverse effect of weather and ultravoilet radiation.
Industrial strength degreaser available for household use.
Extends the Life of Automotive Tires
Seals & Protects Rubber
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