Color those dsl’s with these luscious dick lipsticks! From hooker reds to creamy pinks, each lipstick is rich in color and pecker shaped complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head.
We all know at least one person who deserves this Dick Trophy award. If you don’t know anyone, then maybe it’s you! Well done! You win again.
Living With a Huge Penis
Living With a Huge Penis can be a curse. Luckily someone wrote this book to help those with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG).
Penis Shot Glass – 2pcs
The Penis Shot Glass is a popular addition to clubs or parties. Seamless and made from quality glass, these Penis Shot Glasses are a hit
Pierre the Penis
Quite possibly the biggest Dick in the world, this jumbo Pierre the Penis will keep you warm on the coldest of nights.
Pop Up Dick Card
The male penis is beautiful in it’s own right so why not share its beauty with everyone you know by sending them a 3D Pop Up Dick Card?