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Most of us love Bacon, but how many of us love it so much to wear it? Maybe you?
Giant Gummy Python
Your guests will be talking about this one-of-a-kind Giant Gummy Python centerpiece for weeks to come. At almost 8’ long, you’ll be able to squeeze over 450 servings out of the 26lb monster.
Ticket to Hell
WARNING! If you give this to someone they will end up in Hell strapped to a chair and forced to listen to Justin Bieber on repeat for eternity! Use wisely!
Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches
If massive Cockroaches are your thing then you are in luck with these huge mixed sex Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches. Expect lots of babies too.
Bacon Flavored Mints
Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird but once you taste it, you’ll see that mint and bacon is a match made in heaven.
Female Urination Device
Ladies! Now you can have a wee anywhere with this Pink GoGirl Female Urination Device. Stuck in a long meeting or School Concert and don’t want to miss anything? Problem solved.
Pimple Popping Toy
The Pop-It-Pal Pimple Popping Toy is basically a disgusting version of bubble wrap and we bet that you know someone who would love that.
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men’s briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing!
Funny Nose Soap Dispenser
This is snot a joke! Add some fun to shower time with this Fun Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser.
Bubble Wrap Costume
As well as keeping you dry in the rain, this Bubble Wrap Costume will also help relieve your anxieties on a stressful day. Get popping!
4D Gummi Bear Skeleton
In case you were ever curious, here is a fully detailed skeleton of a Gummi Bear. Enjoy!
Drift to sleep in his arms, or “arm” in this case! This is the ultimate cuddle pillow.