Funny Gifts
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Thor Hammer Bottle Opener
Unleash the god in you with this Thor Hammer Bottle Opener. Impress your friends and this Thor Hammer Bottle Opener is a great conversation starter.
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Ticket to Hell
WARNING! If you give this to someone they will end up in Hell strapped to a chair and forced to listen to Justin Bieber on repeat for eternity! Use wisely!
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Tin Foil Hat
This Tin Foil Hat works against aliens, government plots, men in black, giant ape cultists, the electric company, the circus clown collective, cyber-narcissists, grumpy psychics and nosy neighbors
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Tiny Hands Game
This hilarious Tiny Hands Game lets you challenge your friends to simple tasks that become outrageously difficult when players have to perform them wearing a pair of tiny hands!
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Toilet Golf Game
This Toilet Golf Game will ensure that you will never get bored whilst you are dropping the kids off at the pool? While away the time with this great toilet golf game.
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Toilet Timer
This Toilet Timer is a great gag gift for the poo-crastinator in your life. Give the gift of time management to your #1 compoodre and instantly wipe, flush, and plunge away lavatory laziness.
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Tortilla Blanket
This Tortilla Blanket / Burrito Blanket will keep you and your loved ones very cozy on a crisp night.. plus you’ll look very tasty! Quality made and a huge seller.
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Trump Fortune Teller Ball
Will your future be great again? Just ask President Predicto! His uncannily accurate knowledge of the future will make your jaw drop, as he talks back to you to answer your YES or NO question.
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Ultimate Wine Glass
This Ultimate Wine Glass holds an entire bottle of wine. Perfect for one person after a stressful day, or even a good day. In fact, it’s perfect for any day. Enjoy!
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Unicorn Mask
No Unicorns were harmed in the making of this mask. May increase your popularity amongst 5 to 25 year olds.
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Unique Body Beer Glasses
These Hot Body Beer Glasses will certainly raise a few eyebrows and give everyone a good laugh!
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Useless Box
The Tiger in this Useless Box has a hilarious attitude! Flick the switch and the Tiger pops out to turn it off. That’s it! Hilarious.
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Weener Kleener Soap
A ‘hole’ new way to clean your weener. This Weener Kleener Soap cleans the body but dirties the mind! You’ll be showering twice a day with your new bath time toy.
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Wipe Your Ass With Trump
There’s always a time when you want to wipe your ass on him. Here you go.
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Worlds Largest Coffee Cup
This coffee cup is huge. It took us 4 coffee pots to fill it and even though we were told not to we spilled it everywhere. Definitely worth it!
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Worlds Largest Gummi Worm
This 2ft Gummi Worm is NOT sold at your local adult shop and is intended just for oral use. Perfect for the sweet tooth.
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You Parked Like a Moron
It’s time to punish parking lot idiots with these ‘You Parked Like A Moron’ cards. Just tick the boxes on the back to list their sins and get justice.
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You’re My Lobster Keychain
This ‘You’re My Lobster Keychain’ is perfect for the ‘Friends’ fan in your life! “It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin’ around their tank, ya know, holding claws…” – Phoebe